We grow all of our flower in an indoor facility using proprietary LED lights so we can give each plant just the right amount of light for consistently perfect terpene augmentation. After drying, our bud goes to the cure vault and hangs out in lined, airtight tubes with external hygromenters and its own little journal so we can track humidity changes as well as hopes and dreams. Keeping Smarty Plants in stock is never a problem because we’re good at math, have a massive grow capacity, and we’re backed by Petalfast.
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LAVA CAKE
Indica Dominant Hybrid
Grape Pie x Girl Scout Cookies
Super smooth terpenes give this strain a cakey texture and aroma. The high is like a conversation that starts with an insightful question, wanders for a bit, and ends by humming the theme from a sitcom you never even watched.
Top 5 Terpenes:
Myrcene, Beta Caryophylene, Linalool, Alpha Humulene, Ocimene
Cherry Punch
Hybrid
Cherry AK x Purple Punch
Complex, giddy, slightly skunky, and poetically balanced; like a kangaroo riding a unicycle up a spiral staircase to nowhere.
Top 5 Terpenes:
Beta Caryophylene, Limonene, Bisabolol, Myrcene, Alpha Humulene
Rolls Choice OG
Sativa Dominant
Cookies + Cream x Cherry Dosidos
For a steady, practical euphoria that makes for a fun but functional day. Great for picnics but light enough for most corporate status meetings.
Sativa Dominant
Cookies + Cream x Cherry Dosidos
Fatso
Sativa Dominant Hybrid
GMO Cookies x Legend OG
A funky, grassy, OG, sativa-dominant hybrid that whisks you into a square dance at a nudist colony before giving you a deep tissue massage.
Top 5 Terpenes:
Limonene, Beta Caryophyllene, Linalool, Myrcene, Alpha Humulene
Ice Cream Cake
Indica Dominant Hybrid
Wedding Cake x Gelato #33
Sweet and heavy like industrial-strength pudding, this calendar- clearing indica forms a warm, squishy buffer between your brain and the outside world.
Top 5 Terpenes:
Beta Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Pinene, Terpinolene
PREMIUM FLOWER WITH FREE KNOWLEDGE IN EVERY JAR
LAVA CAKE
Indica Dominant Hybrid
Grape Pie x Girl Scout Cookies
Super smooth terpenes give this strain a cakey texture and aroma. The high is like a conversation that starts with an insightful question, wanders for a bit, and ends by humming the theme from a sitcom you never even watched.
CHERRY PUNCH
Hybrid
Cherry AK x Purple Punch
Complex, giddy, slightly skunky, and poetically balanced; like a kangaroo riding a unicycle up a spiral staircase to nowhere.
Rolls Choice OG
Sativa Dominant Hybrid
Cookies + Cream x Cherry Do-Si-Dos
For a steady, practical euphoria that makes for a fun but functional day. Great for picnics but light enough for most corporate status meetings.
FATSO
Sativa Dominant Hybrid
GMO Cookies x Legend OG
A funky, grassy, OG, sativa-dominant hybrid that whisks you into a square dance at a nudist colony before giving you a deep tissue massage.
ICE CREAM CAKE
Indica Dominant Hybrid
Wedding Cake x Gelato #33
Sweet and heavy like industrial-strength pudding, this calendar- clearing indica forms a warm, squishy buffer between your brain and the outside world.
LET’S TALK KNOWLEDGE…
Every Jar of Smarty Plants has a link to our carefully curated kaleidoscope of the web’s best rabbit holes. These rabbit holes are carefully selected by our team of part-time philosophers, full-time geeks, history buffs, gearheads, artists, and existential investigators. It’s kind of like the Cracker Jack of cannabis.
