



We grow all of our flower in an indoor facility using proprietary LED lights so we can give each plant just the right amount of light for consistently perfect terpene augmentation. After drying, our bud goes to the cure vault and hangs out in lined, airtight tubes with external hygromenters and its own little journal so we can track humidity changes as well as hopes and dreams. Keeping Smarty Plants in stock is never a problem because we’re good at math, have a massive grow capacity, and we’re backed by Petalfast.
YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE SCIENCE.

PREMIUM FLOWER WITH FREE KNOWLEDGE IN EVERY JAR
LET’S TALK KNOWLEDGE…
Every Jar of Smarty Plants has a link to our carefully curated kaleidoscope of the web’s best rabbit holes. These rabbit holes are carefully selected by our team of part-time philosophers, full-time geeks, history buffs, gearheads, artists, and existential investigators. It’s kind of like the Cracker Jack of cannabis.
